Writers (W)rant. Writers right. Writers are Knight.

Alright, God, we need to talk. Seriously.

Divine Intervention Needed: Can I Trade My SEO and Personal Branding Skills for a Guitar Solo and Some Bollywood Flair?

Alright, God, we need to talk. Seriously.

I don’t know if you’ve been binge-watching some divine sitcom, but you missed the mark on this one.

Why, in the name of all things holy, did you make me a writer?

You could’ve made me a guitarist, or a painter, or even a pianist. But no, here I am, stuck in front of my laptop, wrestling with a blinking cursor like it’s my worst enemy.”

You know what?

Whenever I tell people I’m a writer, they assume I’m either writing the next Game of Thrones (RIP, season 8) or secretly penning down some steamy romance novel under a pseudonym like “Anita Bestseller.” Spoiler alert: neither of those is true.

Most days, I’m just trying to come up with a catchy headline for a blog post without sounding like I’ve sold my soul to SEO.

Speaking of SEO, have you ever tried explaining it to your parents?

I did, and my mom’s response was, “Beta, why can’t you just become a doctor?” Ah yes, the eternal Indian parental fallback —…